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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.
Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 2, 2023
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GLITCH/danila

i have no idea if you use urban dictionary but hi!
i love you

-saturn
by saturn is die November 21, 2021
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Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.
Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.
by YourSmall May 1, 2019
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Glitch

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
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Pibby Glitch

John was Pibby Glitching again.
by Ralph Travers January 4, 2025
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