Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023

Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being

ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD

by oskarrr January 24, 2022

Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.

‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’

by pectore September 29, 2022

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.

1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025