1. The state of being so drunk where you refer to yourself as a "funk drun" instead of fun drunk like you intended.
Person 1: Angela was so drunk she called herself a funk drun and everyone laughed, like this, "Hahahehahahahe. Oh! Hahaha."
Person 2: You're terrible at telling stories. Why are you so weird, person 1?
Person 2: You're terrible at telling stories. Why are you so weird, person 1?
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) September 19, 2012
Get the funk drunmug. When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 5, 2017
Get the Funk Stachemug. gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.
by TooSick4U January 6, 2009
Get the gym funkmug. This is the lingering, often offensive odor, left in meeting rooms after the people who were just stuffed inside for an hour listening to their time being wasted begin to leave. This stewed-nervous-sweat-people-juice stink can only be alleviated by ventilation of the room and the absence of other people for at least an hour.
We walked into the meeting room just after the tech support department had their hourly status meeting about their status meetings and the people funk was criminal.
by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011
Get the People funkmug. Fake nike dunks (the swoosh and stitching is different then regular dunks) that faggot posers will say they bought for over 300 dollars when they really got them for 30 bucks at pay less.
by Nick Lombardi October 29, 2007
Get the Nike Funksmug. by Bob Sachet May 1, 2006
Get the butt funkmug. The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
by rug dude August 6, 2012
Get the Spunk Funkmug.