fune

penis

he has a large fune

by I M A Dogg October 18, 2008

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

funeurism

Blood vessel or brain damage, resulting from having too much fun

Man, this party's so great, i'm about to have a funeurism.

by Roflpope January 24, 2009

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

Funemployment

The act of being on unemployment and instead of using the money to pay bills you decide to use it to party.

All drinks are on me tonight, my funemployment check just came in the mail.

by jburr843 November 3, 2010