the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.
p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."
by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022
Get the fucklingmug. by Airlewe October 21, 2021
Get the Fucklemug. adj. /ˈfʌkəld/ (slang, vulgar)
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
“This launch is totally fuckled—no QA, no user research, and marketing went rogue.”
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
by kickz1990 May 30, 2025
Get the Fuckledmug. A women who has chubby hands and/or fat knuckles, she refers to them as fuckles.. She uses the word Fuckles as the perfect swear word when no other word seems to fit. She loves to laugh and therefore enjoys being tickled especially when cuddling and/or fucking.
I hate texting on this touch phone because my fuckles always hit the wrong letters.
Oh hell Fuckles no!!
Me and you gonna FUCKLES boy.
Oh hell Fuckles no!!
Me and you gonna FUCKLES boy.
by Ms. fuckles January 21, 2015
Get the Fucklesmug. A quantifiable unit of measurement where there is so much of a surplus that the only way to explain it is "That's a fuckle of (insert item here). This word is commonly used to replace the phrase (Fuck ton)
by FUck yeah it's me June 7, 2018
Get the Fucklemug. When something is really fucked
by Oliverforpresident2020 November 24, 2016
Get the fuckledmug. by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024
Get the Douche fucklemug.