A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.
by Juniper Mint Honey December 11, 2022

A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.
**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.
**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.
Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.
by @FruityDranks August 11, 2010

The ultimate end of the homosexual pride spectrum. A Fruity Roman would be a homosexual individual who would be considered "stereotypical" in their sexuality. It is also associated with extreme homosexual pride. Fruity Roman's tend to flaunt their sexuality openly.
That boy has on a rainbow shirt, and have you heard the high pitch of his voice? Definitely a Fruity Roman if I ever saw one.
by HanIsJesusChrist May 28, 2011

Man I was fucking Samantha the other night and she her pussy was the worst fruity tibble I have ever seen.
by Strawberry🍓 May 20, 2017

To stuff your partners pussy with fruit then shove your dick into your partners pussy all the way and cum inside her then eat all the fruit that comes out .
by Poontangerrang December 14, 2014

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad
John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"
Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"
Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"
by Tenno43 June 24, 2023
