n. when you have to say something even though they know it's obvious but how on earth people are going to know what you want to say? At the same time you excuse yourself of any "blame" by striking the sentence and ACTUALLY saying something else.
by __loss November 18, 2009
The axiom which states that though need and usually a set of reasons activate and fuel love, to satisfy one or both lover's needs, love—that unexplainably still unexplained phenomenon which in this era of perfection still makes the world go round—quickly deactivates reason.
The social scientist realized that love deactivates reason and submitted that new term to help everyone comprehend and track the seemingly mysterious but in reality, quasi-predictable steps love tends to take.
by but for October 20, 2017
"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."
the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."
the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon
by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017
An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.
....I want this because of reasons.
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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."
Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
....I want this because of reasons.
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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."
Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
by Nikki0417 December 15, 2011
Whenever someone is in a scrapper mood towards you and you find out the reason and must let them know that you know.
Boy 1-Nai we’re gettin to the reason , nai we’re getting to the reason, who do you support?
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason
by Bifter smythster November 2, 2019