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SL FOOTBALL

A youtuber that recieves lots of views but does not have many subscribers
sl football has views but no subs
by Fuck you declan March 6, 2019
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Women's football

Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
by ~wannabeafeminist~ November 22, 2021
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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
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Football Twitter

Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces

Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football

“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
Sorry mate

*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
“FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
by FT LAD March 18, 2019
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England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.
by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016
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Football GOAT

~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.
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Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer
by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021
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