first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.

I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

First Class Frontier

1.A pimp only hiring or owning only VIRGIN hookers.
2.The virgin hooker itself.

Jimmy couldn't get laid, and he didn't want a STDs from hookers, so he decided to try a First Class Frontier.

by Tydy11 July 11, 2009

ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"

Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*

by Bari April 15, 2005

first resort

n. a word (or phrase) created by Hillary Clinton as the antonym to last resort.
n. primary action
n. first choice for the course of action

"War should be a last resort, not a first resort"
-Hillary Clinton

by Victor Cas January 12, 2008

First in, best dressed

It means first come first served in Australian

There is some yummy cake over there. First in, best dressed!

by dredwerker December 3, 2013

first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

by LegendB1 April 10, 2016

First catch of the day

The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.

Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.

by Bebang March 26, 2011