Finch

What the fuck.

What is a finch. Where the hell did they come from.

by Avar… July 27, 2021

Finchness

The humble contribution to the success of a colleague or colleagues and positive participation in the evolution of the colleague community for the good of the whole. Trust, integrity and growth are the core values of Finchness.

She showed real Finchness when she won that new job but handed it to her new colleague; John noticed that Jane was overwhelmed by the volume of work, so he showed Finchness by offering to take over some of the tasks; the project was going to compromise the reputation of the whole community; Gill's Finchness caused her to take action before it was too late.

by DBazzz December 3, 2024

finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight

yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve

by ethanandrish September 19, 2025

Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025

Finch West LRT

An object that takes forever to reach its destination, or a story that takes too long to reach a punchline.

"Hey girl, are you a Finch West LRT? Because I don't see this relationship going anywhere."

"Hey man, can you tell this story any faster? You've turned it into a real Finch West."

by Pedestrianize The Streets December 8, 2025

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025