National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

by xxae October 2, 2018

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

Fingering

When you are practicing how to play something on an instrument that has buttons without actually playing the notes

Johnny was fingering the notes while the band teacher worked with the other people on their part.

by Boredperson101 December 20, 2017

sass fingering

Waving your finger in a sassy way at inappropriate moments.

"I'm not sass fingering you!"

by pillows4 March 30, 2009

jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

by Puddydestroyer February 25, 2014

No fingering feburary

Girls cannot finger them selves the entire month of feburary

Oh no it's no fingering feburary

by Ryan bilbruck November 2, 2019