La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

fergy

A large Hulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ferg can cure all diseases with its touch.

Man I was hiking the other day and I saw a Fergy across the forest. It was fucking crazy!

by jon smitty junior May 5, 2009

ferrek

A person who goes into chat rooms/boards and makes fun of everyone and nothing is taboo.

I was on AOL trying to cyber with this girl and then some ferrek chased everyone away.

by tom_ferrek June 3, 2004

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Ferrari Passion

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Disaronno, one part cranberry juice and two parts passion fruit juice.

I got that chick so wasted with that Ferrari Passion that one night. Wink, wink!!!!!

by Wild_Omar October 4, 2010

Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:

Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples

by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019

ferrahstar

A epic gamer girl that plays tennis on Snapchat and likes to draw. Likes dogs for instance daisy the dog. Epic gamer moment tho.

Man ferrahstar likes spongebob.
Really?

by Alex has gfuel October 17, 2019