Fardan

A guy with an above average penis, typically over 7".

Fardan is so hung.

by jennifer321 October 13, 2018

Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.

Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"

by Mama Crass December 31, 2014

kayla farfan

the bitchiest girl you’ll EVER meet...
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend

lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄

kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!

ugh kayla farfan is such a bitch like she left me and her other friends to see her STUPID boyfriend all the time! 🙄

by no bitches allowed October 8, 2020

beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.

Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."

by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010

Faran

Refers to a very mysterious, very beautiful, blonde woman. Farans usually have many mysteries and secrets and like to keep people on their toes. They are unique as their name is. One can find a Faran in any place in the world as Farans often seek adventure in foreign lands and new places. Farans are very seductive using their eyes confidence and accents to lure men. Farans are more likely than not heartbreakers but are known for their undying love and loyalty to one man in a lifetime, and have been known to have broken hearts themselves. Farans have the need to feel free. If you let one do her own thing she will most likely return to you, but the more controlled and caged she feels the further she'll fly away from you.

Marilyn Monroe was such a faran in her day.

That faran is one lion I'd love to tame. *rawr

by faran October 11, 2013

trust-a-farian

A white person, usually in their 20s, who fancies themselves a rastafarian and has dreadlocks--and a trust fund, thereby making them a pretentious ass.

Mike: Dude, that white girl's dreadlocks are fucking disgusting.
Sally: She's such a trust-a-farian.

by carrieberry December 3, 2009

jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006