sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking

Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure

by I love wasting time December 1, 2021

cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023

Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster August 3, 2008

ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.

you hear that? it's the ding of failure!

by charlenex March 23, 2008

heart failure

dead

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol

by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.

by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010