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Facebook pundit

A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.
Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.
by JPJP January 24, 2010
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facebook spam

All those super-annoying requests you get from friends. Some are fun, but most are lame and time-consuming.
Various Facebook Spam: Hey friend! How'd you like to be neighbors? Come join me in Cafe World, where you can create your own cafe, hire your friends to work, craft recipes and more!
by natasha?the.apple! February 14, 2010
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facebook spam babe

A girl who you don't know and is out of your league adds you as a friend on facebook. Upon adding her, she keeps on sending you spam wall posts and messages until you finally block her. A facebook spam babe is usually male, and always an internet troll.

How to spot a facebook spam babe
-The profile seems new.
-She has slutty wall posts to entice you to add them.
-All of her friends are few and male.
-One or more of her statuses are links.
-The name exotic enough to be a pornstar's but tame enough to be the girl next door's.
-Looking for: Dating/A Relationship - no babe is looking for that on facebook.
Yo man, who's that hot girl you added on facebook the other day?

Dude, she was just a facebook spam babe. I got a whole bunch of spam messages after I added her.
by The hardest button to button February 28, 2010
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Facebook Coma

The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.
Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...
by brifrye June 3, 2010
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facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.
She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!
by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012
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Facebook Archaeology

To dig up old facebook posts by liking or commenting, flooding people's facebook spaces with posts and statuses from five years ago or older. This practice is most successful when done to posts made before facebook likes were implemented, staking the archaeologists' claim.
"Oh man, my wall is filled with embarrassing prom photos. Looks like someone did some facebook archaeology last night."
by Forgaman December 1, 2014
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Facebook Fifteen

The shortlived fame someone seeks and receives by doing something stupid only for people to forget about it shortly thereafter upon realizing its insignificance.
Joe: dude, did you hear about that girl that drank 20 red bulls a day?
Jeff: yeah, she just wanted her Facebook Fifteen
by Dirk Pitt June 27, 2017
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