commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.

Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.

by Gertist January 24, 2024

executive cuddling

having sex.

"I think I'm going to head home and enjoy some executive cuddling with my girlfriend!"

by Lethargy March 21, 2013

executive leadership skills

If someone says you have “ executive leadership skills,” they’re saying “you’re a little cunt.”

You have executive leadership skills!

by TheAmishDon March 1, 2022

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014