key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

Escape from the City

One of the best songs from SA2 and Sonic Generations.

Person 1: Bro did you hear the new Cash Cash Remix of Escape from the City.

Person 2: Fuck Yeah! I loved that Endless Mine part!

Person 1: Shame how bad the Modern Remix was.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez

OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back

by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018

Escaping the walls of Troy

/idiom/

An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.

It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians

I need help escaping the walls of Troy. Does anyone know any cheap apartments?

by Razorclaw the crab June 6, 2021

Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.

On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!

by Anresheth May 2, 2018