key to escape reality

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams
by john harper September 15, 2006
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Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez
OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back
by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018
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Escaping the walls of Troy

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An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.

It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians
by Razorclaw the crab June 06, 2021
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Escape from the City

One of the best songs from SA2 and Sonic Generations.
Person 1: Bro did you hear the new Cash Cash Remix of Escape from the City.

Person 2: Fuck Yeah! I loved that Endless Mine part!

Person 1: Shame how bad the Modern Remix was.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.
Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."
by graybayou April 26, 2011
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Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.
Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.
by BAMF613 November 16, 2018
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Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.
On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!
by Anresheth January 13, 2018
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