my worst enema

The ultimate in painful/messy/disgusting colon-cleansing.

That horrid digestive-tract-based ordeal I hadda go through at da hospital yesterday was beyond traumatic and humiliating --- I wouldn't wish it on my worst enema!

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Belly-button enema

When you thrust into a women’s belly button with enough force to puncture. Then emptying your load causing her to inflate.

I gave that bitch a belly-button enema. She died.

by Daddydingledick December 10, 2019

car enema

The process of washing the undercarriage of an automobile at a car wash.

As I drove into the car wash, the rush of high pressured water to the undercarriage startled me; while this was my first car enema, it certainly will not be my last.

by Jackspenn March 08, 2008

Poop Drop Enema

Water that is forced into your asshole by the shear force of shit dropping into the toilet water. The force of the shit creates a huge splash which then sends a drop of cold toilet water directly into your ass. It has its pros and cons, the water gives a slight clean to the asshole. Although it cleans it causes a cold shudder due to the crispness of the water contact. One may jump an inch or so while on the toilet when this is felt.

Tom: Hey Kyle, why is Bill sitting so awkwardly today?

Kyle: You didn't hear? Last night Bill was shitting his guts out and experienced a couple poop drop enema(s). It scared him so badly he jumped on the toilet and bruised his cheeks.

Tom: Aww jeez, should of told me sooner. I'll go buy him a card

by JohnnyTheDarkman December 24, 2016

festering pus enema

Gore Grind band well know for such hits as "smik 2 ya bass" "suck a shit" and "boke on yer tits". Situated in the central scotland area

Ye heard festering pus enemas new song smik 2 ya bass? its fuckin quality

by Lugs December 15, 2007

Raw Dog Enema

The act of cleaning your semen out of your dogs intestines. It is easier to preform if your dog is dead, but that’s all owner’s preference. In most cases the owner holds the dog’s rectum over their mouth in order to consume the semen that oozes out.

“That raw dog enema I did this morning tasted so good man.”

by IrphanMcGee August 05, 2018

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011