texas enema

an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water.

"Man, I was so mad at him, I gave him a Texas Enema and set his ass on fire."

by oorza November 22, 2007

public enema

Legendary member of the OTL Teamxbox.com site.

Used to be known as Public Enemy #1 / Public Enemy.

Still making the masses laugh and the ladies swoon.

You're such a PE.

Meaning, you are teh fooneh bastad!

by PE January 3, 2004

Chinese Enema

This is where a guy is having anal sex with a woman and pisses in her ass.

I gave Bianca a chinese Enema last night, she loved it!

by TempOz May 6, 2011

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw August 19, 2008

Golden Enema

A golden enema is when someone pisses the shit out of you... either literally or figuratively. It can also be described as a person who does this.

Wow that jerk really gives me a golden enema.

That Mindy is a real golden enema sometimes!

by Ulfhednar July 20, 2009

Chocolate Enema

When you glue all the toilet seats in a washroom, and when somebody sits down, you flush a cherry bomb forcing the crap right up against them in a shitty blast.

Of course if the glue has fused at all with their skin, they are stuck wallowing in it.

"Johnny walked in on some dude that got Chocolate enema'd. He was sitting there stuck, full of shit, and soaking wet."

by Melong May 4, 2009

festering pus enema

Gore Grind band well know for such hits as "smik 2 ya bass" "suck a shit" and "boke on yer tits". Situated in the central scotland area

Ye heard festering pus enemas new song smik 2 ya bass? its fuckin quality

by Lugs January 6, 2008