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Employedable

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(Adj.) The desirable trait of looking like one has a job or looking like one could.
Coined by Shimmy Llyn Murphy mid October 2024
Boudreaux got that welder cap on again at the bar looking employedable tonight, even though he just got laid off.
by Tiger Murphy October 20, 2024
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Employee

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a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.
After the employee finished a long day in the field, he took a big nap.
by President Joseph R. Biden March 5, 2024
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Employee

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a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.
After the employee worked tirelessly in the field, he took a nap in his cottage.
by President Joseph R. Biden March 6, 2024
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Employee

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Someone who works for another and usually gets paid on an hourly basis.
Sarah is an employee at the nearby cafe.
by wordynerdgirl March 6, 2025
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Employee Half-Life

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The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025
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Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
We love our fellow employed twinkie~ !!!1!!1!1!1
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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