elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephant tusk wednesday

The act of four hairy russian guys at night, raping your parents on top of a burnt piece of toast in a new work subway. While doing so, they blast techno and scream BANANA!

Wait what happened? My parents just got elephant tusk wednesdayed on?

by Brown cow magee May 12, 2010

angry elephant

When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.

I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...

by captain weenis May 11, 2009

elephant boner

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

elephantastic

A word used to describe something so awesome that fantastic just isn't enough. Also, used to describe very large objects that are super cool.

I got 2 free tickets to see cats on ice!
That's super gay dude.
No, it's elephantastic!

by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

saw the elephant

to see something so immense and powerful that it changes your life.

He thought he wanted to drop out and live off the grid, but one winter was all it took for him: he saw the elephant.

by m1ck January 4, 2008

Cage the elephant

The best fucking band to ever exist

Person 1: who's your fav band?
Person 2: cage the elephant

Person 1: you have amazing taste

by Sailor.s.e.d January 8, 2022