Eilish Syndrome

Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole

Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.

Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.

Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome

by Alcoholic Semen Thrower 69 June 17, 2019

Eilish

Eilish is a amazing and such a pretty girl she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet and is willing to give up anything for her friends and she will become very sad at times but wiill pretend she’s fine so be careful with an eilish

That eilish girl is so pretty I wish she would notice me

by The ture bish June 8, 2018

Eileen

Irish name which means you come from good peasant stock. Hard working, kick ass, you speak your mind. Go ahead make a joke about having one leg shorter, Eileen will shorten both your legs all the while laughing and telling you she has never heard that one before. Bring up the song " come on Eileen" and see what else gets shortened. If you call an Eileen your friend you are in luck, faithful, true, and brutally honest she will always be there for you and tell it like it really is! Eileen has a quick wit and loves to laugh at herself and others. She is always looking for a good story.

You ask Eileen what she thinks of your current boyfriend. She responds, "honestly he talks over you and treats you like poo!"

by Runbeanrun February 6, 2010

big haired ladies of the 'eighties

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

Eisha

Eisha is the best person you'll ever meet. Treat her nice and you will be the most happiest person in the world. She cares for her people and when she grows older richness awaits for her. She's not a gold digger she's athletic,fast but also girly. Once she grows older everyone will adore her you should never judge quickly. If you have feelings for her you must tell her else your chance will be gone. Don't let that happen show your love for her. If you can't own up, treat her well. You don't want to loose an Eisha. She will have loads of friends and treat them nicely they will be the luckiest person in the world. Her relationship will be perfect make sure you let her know how you feel for her before it's too late. You DONT want to loose her. Who knows she may like u back

Person who's shy: Damn I really like Eisha but I'm not ganna say

Person who tells her: Damn she's nice and she likes me

by Amiela6871 December 22, 2017

eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.

Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.

by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018

Eira

She is pretty, she is also athletic. Can be shy at times. But won’t be afraid to laugh and have a good time. She doesn’t ignore you when your talking. Always ambitious to do the right thing. Eira is senpai<3

Hey have you seen that girl

Yeah her names Eira

by scarce is gay December 8, 2018