Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.

Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!

by Zach7512 May 26, 2021

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

eclipse memory

diminished memory.

He was diagnosed as having eclipse memory.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013

Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.

Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!

by 84675938957847 November 14, 2016

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

Eclipse victim

When one becomes injured or sick on or around the day of the eclipse on August 21, 2017.

In the hospital emergency department, there was a total of 10 eclipse victims.

by ERRNNC August 18, 2017

eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.

by gnostic3 August 21, 2017