Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.

Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.

by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023

@eligah.4071

This is the instagram account of the worlds BEST boyfriend !! You know him, don’t you?

Who’s @eligah.4071??
- WAIT- YOU DON’T KNOW @eligah.4071??!!!
No?
- THATS THE INSTAGRAM USER OF THE WORLDS BEST BOYFRIEND?!
Wow ! His girlfriend is so lucky !!
- I KNOW RIGHT??

by imissedmay March 30, 2023

Enlightened conversations

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.

Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."

by Hym Iam October 27, 2023

Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)

Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra

by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023

Enlightened breath

intelligence

he spoke with enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024

Enlightening Smile

A smile from a person because of which, without any reason someone else (specially the receiver of the smile) gets pure joy and makes their mood!

Simply put it brings joy to whoever sees this smile

Hansi has an enlightening smile

by DevanshuM January 9, 2024

Eligia

if your name is Eligia, holy shit your special, and someone make sure you're doing okay every minute. She's always making sure others are alright before her, loyal, kind, sweet, funny, SO PRETTYY, and puts other people's needs before her own. Yet she still comes as a second choice. If you need a shoulder to cry on, she's here for you. If you need help with any work, she'll help you understand it. If you're lonely, she'll come and stay with you. She's always giving her all and never shows that she's tired of it. She always acts as if she's fine but no. Every day she overworks herself but doesn't complete what she needs to complete, instead she does your stuff so that you can enjoy yourself and not stay up till 3 in the morning finishing work. She's the greatest friend anyone can ever ask for. Ever.

person 1: yo me and Eligia are finally friends !!
person 2: what the hell your luckyy

by leenerwiener January 29, 2024