When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
by WarNPeace October 10, 2012
To defecate.
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 05, 2008
A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009
When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.
very rare occurance.
very rare occurance.
Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?
Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?
Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!
by lespaul166 July 11, 2011
To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".
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