Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

drop it off the nearest cliff

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

dropping off the kids

(Hyperbole) Comfortably filling the loo with a dump the size of a kid, or being in there long enough to have dropped the kids off. Unloading yourself.

Hurry up! What are you doing in there? Dropping off the kids?

by Chicken-fish August 21, 2009

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018