Dooked

Shit on

She dooked my dick last night

by Dr Herminator May 11, 2020

dookie face

A facial expression showing extreme anguish or displeasure.

Since my car is broken and I have no money, I'm stuck in my house with the dookie face.

by Kinda D. June 23, 2004

dookie

The name of a Green Day album which also means poo. The CD was originally going to be titled "Liquid Dookie" because the band kept on getting sick from eating spoiled food while touring, but that was deemed "too gross".

I'll be right back, I need to take a dookie.

by Somethinginasizefour July 16, 2009

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004

dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

J-Donks

1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.

1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!

Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!

2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?

Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.

by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010

makes my dookie twinkle

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"

Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas

by billet January 12, 2009