A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...
That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey
by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019
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In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 10, 2022
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(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')
"That is one Solid Donkey"
by TheDonkeyMaster March 31, 2010
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a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)
damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach
by taco kween May 1, 2014
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When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
by slyest January 13, 2012
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To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
by anal shah January 3, 2009
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