closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

by Lawles April 22, 2017

kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

Solid Donkey

(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')

"That is one Solid Donkey"

by TheDonkeyMaster March 30, 2010

Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.

Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.

by slyest January 19, 2012

sand donkey

a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)

damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach

by taco kween April 30, 2014

donkey fluffer

Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.

Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by Steve March 30, 2005

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009