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durf diver

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles
Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.
by SlickSid September 24, 2013
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Blurt Divert

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!
by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014
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chinese diver

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.
by The harse August 31, 2014
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Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
by happy hal August 10, 2017
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Beautifully Divergent

How amazingly different an individual is in a horrific society and how you choose to live your life in a way that makes people turn their head and wish they could be like that.
willbarratt is beautifully divergent
by willbarratt February 21, 2020
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Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”
by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021
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Biden-to-Trump Diversion

The act of bringing up Donald Trump completely out of the blue whenever the conversation is purely about Joe Biden and his flaws.

People guilty of BTD can not, for some odd reason, fathom others speaking negatively about Biden, and so whenever he is negatively mentioned, they will find some way to make the conversation about Trump when Trump was never mentioned previously.

These people seemingly believe that anyone who has ever said anything bad about Biden ever must be in full support of Trump, so they take it upon themselves to hurl insults at the latter and defend the former even if no comparison was made between the two.

NOTE: No matter what, as long as Biden is mentioned negatively, there will ALWAYS be one person committing Biden-to-Trump Diversion on the internet, regardless of the setting.
In a YouTube comment section under a video clip portraying Biden having memory/speaking issues:

Comment: "It's scary to think that this is one of the most influential people in the world. This man is clearly not cognitively fit for office, and I hope they stop using him for their agenda..."

Reply to comment: "He's 10 times more fit for office than Trump, and is far more cognitively capable than him. Trump was the worst president this country has ever had, period."

Everybody reading the exchange: "Why is that guy mentioning Trump when the video and comment aren't even about him? Seems a Biden-to-Trump Diversion to me."
by La Li Lu Le Lo February 1, 2022
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