Designated Diver 

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.

Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'

Designated Diver by RitchardCrafty November 22, 2015

Deuce-diver 

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

Deuce-diver by eosrising September 8, 2016

dutch diver 

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

dutch diver by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

FUPA Diver 

Another word for a chubby chaser. Someone who enjoys eating fat pussy.

"Nathaniel prefers the fat ones. He's a FUPA Diver.

FUPA Diver by Jay Baron June 1, 2018

Douche diver 

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

Douche diver by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Scuba diver pussy 

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

Scuba diver pussy by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

Alabama Scuba Diver 

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

Alabama Scuba Diver by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021