digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 30, 2017

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 04, 2018

Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube

she was freakin' on my diddle pad

by bamF65 August 27, 2010

Double Diddle

A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.

I heard that Mike and Joe did a double diddle last night.

by Horse_Fondler November 15, 2017

pre-diddle

Preliminary diddle activities (PDA)
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth

See Diddle for refrences

man carter last night gave gabbie some major pre-diddles!

by ThisDiddleMaster69 April 14, 2016

Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99

Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.

by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 02, 2017