I did a murder on you

A nice way to respectfully say "I ripped out your internal organs"

"Hey, Bob, I did a murder on you... Why aren't you responding?"

by Enrevibility October 1, 2023

Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be

Sam I am
Smoke weed I did

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

I did ur mom so hard

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

by Bi Stan May 1, 2022