Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
Get the Kick Dick Decembermug. Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
Get the Destroy Dick Decembermug. After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
Get the decimate your dick decembermug. Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
Get the Dick touch decembermug. by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020
Get the No Dick Decembermug. Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.
Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020
Get the Deny Dick Decembermug. The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
Get the Destroy dick Decembermug.