Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Dick Cheese

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020

dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021

Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023