An Indian cricket player who refuses to recognise the best batsman in the world when asked a simple trivia question cos the current best batsman in the world is Pakistani, and Devdutt is a pussy (Indians are distasteful and have a vendetta against Pakistan).
Interviewer: “ Marnus Labuschagne or Babar Azam? Whose going to be next in the Fab 4 best batters in the world?”
Devdutt Padikkal: *feigns jealousy of Babar Azam by pretending to think* “Marnus Labuschagne.”
Interviewer: “Wow. Why the fuck would you say that?”
Devdutt Padikkal: “Because my name is Devdut Padikkal.”
Devdutt Padikkal: *feigns jealousy of Babar Azam by pretending to think* “Marnus Labuschagne.”
Interviewer: “Wow. Why the fuck would you say that?”
Devdutt Padikkal: “Because my name is Devdut Padikkal.”
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Also known as backward evolution, it's phenomenon and biological theory proposed first by scientists and evolutionary biologists in the 18th century that was ultimately deemed as scientifically impossible, but then it turned out that it was possible and if you want to experience devolution in real time, look no further than (most of) Gen Z, Liberals and Tiktok.
son: what is evolution dad?
dad: it's the change of characteristics of live species to adapt into environments son, it says that animals come from other animals.
son: so wait, if species can evolve forwards, can they evolve backwards?
dad: absolutely son, as you can witness those girls filming themselves dancing in front of a camera to a song about
rape and violence, or those people over there that are in an animal costume and pretending to bark, or maybe those people that yell that they can't breathe because the police killed an actual criminal? or quite possibly those young girls over there talking to a camera about some pay-gap even and women need to be paid the same as men even though she is working from computer on a desk and drinking starbucks and doing nothing about it? that's called devolution son, i hope you learned something valuable today.
son: thanks dad!
dad: it's the change of characteristics of live species to adapt into environments son, it says that animals come from other animals.
son: so wait, if species can evolve forwards, can they evolve backwards?
dad: absolutely son, as you can witness those girls filming themselves dancing in front of a camera to a song about
rape and violence, or those people over there that are in an animal costume and pretending to bark, or maybe those people that yell that they can't breathe because the police killed an actual criminal? or quite possibly those young girls over there talking to a camera about some pay-gap even and women need to be paid the same as men even though she is working from computer on a desk and drinking starbucks and doing nothing about it? that's called devolution son, i hope you learned something valuable today.
son: thanks dad!
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