Bread on Deck

referring to gas money. Gas money.

example 1: aye make sure ya'll boys got the bread on deck.

example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?

shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.

by Getajob5389 January 4, 2009

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.

"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."

by giraffe-o December 2, 2009

deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Full Deck

When you go to some sort of event and there is a whole mess of jokers there.

This implies that there are no other cards in the deck, and the deck is full of nothing but jokers.

"God! Take a look at all these jokers!"

"I know dude. This party is all full deck."

by audiopants February 22, 2008

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Tech Deck

a company that makes tiny skateboards for your fingers. kids use them to then fingerboard, which is like skating, except using your fingers instead of your feet!

Hey man i just landed a double kickflip fakie on my new tech deck!

by m. sherm January 20, 2009