A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
by Tsumaranai June 16, 2007
The singer in Rage Against the Machine who fucked everything up and ruined the band. Now were stuck with audioslave.(sucks)
by Anonymous Friends June 06, 2005
Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.
by Max the wise January 12, 2009
The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
by Jim_mofo_Jones October 13, 2009
An Irish goddess that lives somewhere in Ireland, working as an assassin for the ISA. Hot, Honest, Caring, Kind, Legendary, and possesses such badassery that all who view her are induced with pure awesome. All that worship Sangre die happy. Also makes a mean drink.
When I prayed to Sangre de la Rosa last night, I shat myself out of being struck dead from the awesome.
by The Curry November 05, 2009
by SovietViking January 18, 2004