Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

danisonfire

Danisnotonfire's secret alter ego. He is secretly on fire and won't tell anybody

Who is danisonfire anyway?

by Porgeden December 11, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011

Danish

The greatest motherfucker,... ever. Ye Digg?

Danish from L-Dub

by Rick Ross's Broke Ass Dad February 26, 2009

stank danish

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish

Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...

by molten May 6, 2004

danas voluptuous titties

The most perfect tits a man could put his eyes on, the tits that match so god damn proportional with her body it makes you shiver, especially when she wears those tite white shirts in class and you can see her very fine small rounded nipples with her tanned silky boobs, uhhh.

"Guys, LOOK! danas voluptuous titties are hanging out of her black v-neck shirt, they're so god damn bouncy, smooth, and round!"

by Noob Saibot July 29, 2008

dangus

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Can be used as any part of speech or added at the middle/end of a word for effect

Do you want to go to dangus. (dinner)
Yo are you guys dangusing tonight? (drinking)
You want to watch "V for Vendangus" with me. (V for Vendetta)
Can you pass me the dangus. (anything)

by Dangus VonDangus June 7, 2007