aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.

Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.

by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

Dong-Mah

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.

Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"

by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

Dong Pocket

Another word the female genitalia

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”

by Knot My Real Name February 13, 2018

dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff November 26, 2008

Dong Woo

som kid from new york
Dong Woo > you

Goo METS
aight ok peace

by Dong Woo March 06, 2005

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 09, 2009

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q August 20, 2005