Dave

A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.

I gotta take a Dave.

Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.

by Crumbdave May 24, 2018

Dave

Daves are commonly known as the rare species of man/girl see origins of mangina also known for the moronic beheviour and love for pancakes.

also do not bring up "diggers" around daves as they will bitch and wine

!fun fact! dave's usualy arent very good at anything at all surprisingly there rather talented at giving head just dont ask him to swallow.

TheNinja00 is a famous example of all the above

Dave - TheNinja00 this one time at band camp he sucked off the entire male audience

by The Renegade Hobo March 12, 2013

Dave

A vagina that has not been shaved for a week. Resembling a man named dave who has been fired from work and grows out his stubble.

I didn't fuck because I had a total dave.

by nooniepoop February 8, 2014

Dave

Slang term for Ketamine (in Bristol, UK)

Anyone got any Dave? What 15? Nah mate, tenner right.

by Donavan Bad Boy Smith January 15, 2009

Dave

To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."

What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.

by T.Soom July 24, 2010

Dave

The overly fat guy in the room in a public place. Upon seeing said Dave, your friends will be made aware of the situation when you yell DAVE! loudly.

Dave! Dave!....Dave!

by JGibbles February 9, 2015

Dave

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

by brothers 1 and 10 August 13, 2011