The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.

Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**

by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012

Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.

Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.

by Chelero July 18, 2016

Cummins

A company that puts turbochargers on diesel-powered trucks. These trucks are most commonly lifted over five inches by their owners (commonly redneck).

These owners also tend to call anyone who owns a Honda Civic (or other import car) a "goddamn rice burner (with a fart cannon)". This is an endless battle from two seperate worlds, ricers lower their cars, rednecks lift their trucks.

Cummins - the VTEC of rednecks.

by imfrompennsylvania April 29, 2011

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017

The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.

I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train

by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009

B.J. Cummins

hot girl on Son of the Beach

I'd like to fuck BJ Cummings

by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003