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Coissant

Someone who is overly sarcastic and reminds you of a croissant, but isn't quite enough of a croissant to warrant the correct spelling of the word.
That girl is a real coissant.
by RilesTheMelt March 28, 2018
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Cowshanty

A hybrid genre of music mixing classic American country (ie Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, maybe even as far up as Garth Brooks,) with traditional pirate Sea Shanties. Traditional instruments of the genre include Accordion, Banjo, Hurdy-Gurdy, Guitar, Upright Bass, Drums, and Fiddle. Lyrical content includes a broad range of topics such as drinking songs, love songs, songs about exploration and pioneering on both land and sea, songs about horses, songs about seahorses, and much else. Examples of popular bands include Captain Sheriff, Yeharrr, Star and Crossbones, the Rum Runners, the Salty Spitoons, and Sixshooter Blunderbuss.
My favorite Cowshanty song is “Ode to my Rum Bottle” by the Dusty Dinghies, off their album “Wagons to ye Starbord Side, Partner-Matey.”
by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024
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Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.
by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020
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Qeezus Crossiant

The best mf sandwich ever fucking made.
Joey: hey Quis can u make me the best sandwich you got ?

Quis: Oh the ‘Qeezus Crossiant’
by Qeezus November 19, 2020
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Qeezus Crossiant

The best sandwich ever made, by qeezus
Joey: hey qeezus make me ur best sandwich

Qeezus: oh, you want the ‘Qeezus Crossiant
by Qeezus November 19, 2020
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dusty_crossiant

dusty_crossiant’s kins can take all of my mora
by levisheetmusic July 17, 2021
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Honey to my Crossiant

"Damian!"
"Whats up Trisha?"
"I think I met the Honey to my crossiant!"
"Whats their name?"
"Damian."
by Sorbet.Spots.Cringe October 3, 2021
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