crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

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Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010

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Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

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Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007

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(n.) 1.) the smell that emanates from your crotch after a successful night of sex without a condom. if it goes away after a shower, it is nothing more than that. (a misconception that crotches smell just from being dirty, when in reality, it is men's semen that smells, after it has slow cooked during the night.) 2.) a sign of a vaginal infection called bacterial vaginosis. if you did not have sex the night before AND this fishy smell doesn't go away after a shower, you have a bacterial infection. go to the doctor. do not douche or try to cover it up with cheap perfume, it will just smell like rotten fish in a spring garden.

"The official diagnosis," said Dr. Pat McGroin," is fish crotch. Start her on antibiotics immediately. Oh, and go lock up the cats."

by TristaJ December 12, 2008

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