credit card

the upword thrust of someones fourarm against one's gouch

that bitch got credit carded to the ceiling

by stve phillips December 27, 2007

credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?

Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."

by Poop03 December 29, 2016

Credit Suisse

The act of swiping one's hands between the buttocks and inhaling the subsequent aroma. Commonly utilised by subscribers to the 'everyone loves the smell of the own brand' theory.

E.g. Tom loves giving it the old 'credit suisse' - dirty bastard.

by The Chateu Executioner March 15, 2014

credit card chopper

An expensive custom motorcycle built by a custom cycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual.

Now that it's warmer, you won't see Greg drivin' his Escalade, he'll be on his credit card chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009

credit card

the act of swiping a credit/debit card through someones asscrack then asking for money.

i need some cash. ill go try the credit card.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.

those credit card lice are taking all my money.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009