air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

bag of cramps

a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.

oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.

by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008

Lego Cramps

The pain from building so many legos in you’re hands or better yet hand cramps.

I wish I could build the Lego Death Star but I got Lego cramps.
The two things I hate about building legos is finishing the build and Lego cramps.
Don’t build that Lego to fast you will get Lego cramps.

by Pish17 December 28, 2021

wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.

man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"

by big marty July 29, 2011

Sperm Cramp

Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.

Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?

by Bodacious Blueberry January 29, 2023

butt cramp

when anal sex hurts

by best June 12, 2003

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006