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cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.
by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
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Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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clacking

Walking around a ballpark aimlessly without paying attention to the game.
Is that guy here to see the game? No, he’s just clacking.
by OhNoJimbo July 7, 2019
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Cracking

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night
by ethandefinition December 4, 2019
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cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.
Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.
by lionlionlion April 25, 2020
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Cragelacking

It means you are just vibing. You are relaxing. Or you can ask what someone is up to. It means being in harmony and peace.
Chase: Hey whats cragelacking?
James: Not much.. and you?

Carson: hey what you doin?
Sheppard: oh im just cragelacking
Carson: that's cool can i cragelack with you?
by That Lucky Dude May 29, 2020
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