Couch Dating

When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.

I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!

by MissKryssy October 11, 2010

Ethan Couch

Piece of shit

Man, that guys is really an "Ethan Couch".

by CallHolla September 3, 2016

Couch Warrior

An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.

I wouldn't bet on the fight based on his opinion; he's a couch warrior.

by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick September 24, 2011

Couch Glue

Very potent, and sticky, marijuana that causes you to become glued to the couch.

Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.

by KronicKing420 September 4, 2011

Couch Burning

State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.

Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?

by couchburner January 6, 2012

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006