couch gag

The joke towards the end of the opening credits to The Simpsons. Each week (or most weeks) something different happens when the family rush into the living room to watch the TV.
Various examples of the Couch Gag: the couch turns into a monster that swallows the family once they sit on it ... the end wall with the couch retreats down an increasingly long tunnel and they keep chasing after it ... Santa's Little Helper (their dog) is already sitting on the couch and snarls, hair bristling, as they close in ... the family crash into each other and break into little pieces on the floor with a noise like shattering porcelain.
by Fearman August 12, 2007
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Couch Dating

When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.
I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!
by MissKryssy October 08, 2010
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Couch Warrior

An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.
I wouldn't bet on the fight based on his opinion; he's a couch warrior.
by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick May 25, 2011
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Ethan Couch

Man, that guys is really an "Ethan Couch".
by CallHolla February 22, 2016
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Couch Glue

Very potent, and sticky, marijuana that causes you to become glued to the couch.
Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.
by KronicKing420 September 02, 2011
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Couch Burning

State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.
Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?
by couchburner January 06, 2012
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sleeping on the couch

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up
by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014
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