Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

cotton bullets

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.

Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011