To talk utter bull,
To make yourself out to be more than you are because you have no life.
To cause misery to those around you for your own "joke".
To make yourself out to be more than you are because you have no life.
To cause misery to those around you for your own "joke".
by Nortynun January 22, 2008
Get the Rob-Cosmug. A store found in most malls across America that is owned by the slightly more expensive Abercrombie. The style is more laid back and casual compared to it's peppy counterpart. Some of the prices are absurd to say the least, however if you like a shirt then I'm sure you can wait until it goes on clearance (it doesn't mean your poor, it's about saving money). Some of the clothes sold there have "HOLLISTER CO. CALIFORNIA" plastered on them, others have a very classy touch with just a small label on them. Their label is a seagull in various colors depending on the shade of the garment. Personally, I prefer both kinds of the attire. But that's just me :)
Middle schools in the midwest (Kansas, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois) are the top sellers of the apparel. Ironically, California is one of the least popular hollister co. states. In the top selling states, most kids sport the obnoxious advertisment instead of the much more subtle shirts. Jeans found in the stores are usually light colored, pre-ripped, and EXPENSIVE. You can get the exact (if not better) quality of cloth at Aeropostale on sale for less than $10.
Another ironic point is that most of the shoppers there have no drivers license, therefore they usually have to bring a parent in with them to the stores. The "cool" aspect of the stores is that they have music to hurt your ears and darkness all around with the exception of dim yellow lights on stands which hold the clothing. The majority of adults do. not. enjoy. this. So they forbid some kids to shop there. Go figure.
Middle schools in the midwest (Kansas, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois) are the top sellers of the apparel. Ironically, California is one of the least popular hollister co. states. In the top selling states, most kids sport the obnoxious advertisment instead of the much more subtle shirts. Jeans found in the stores are usually light colored, pre-ripped, and EXPENSIVE. You can get the exact (if not better) quality of cloth at Aeropostale on sale for less than $10.
Another ironic point is that most of the shoppers there have no drivers license, therefore they usually have to bring a parent in with them to the stores. The "cool" aspect of the stores is that they have music to hurt your ears and darkness all around with the exception of dim yellow lights on stands which hold the clothing. The majority of adults do. not. enjoy. this. So they forbid some kids to shop there. Go figure.
Girl: I found this cool shirt at hollister co.!
Girl 2: Wow you conform to a cookie cutter image you should be asha-
Girl: Umm... so what do you spend YOUR money on? Hot topic clothes? That doesn't make you better than me.
Mom: GOD why the hell is this music so damn loud?!?!
Girl: I don't know.
Mom: I can't see a damn thing!
Girl 2: Wow you conform to a cookie cutter image you should be asha-
Girl: Umm... so what do you spend YOUR money on? Hot topic clothes? That doesn't make you better than me.
Mom: GOD why the hell is this music so damn loud?!?!
Girl: I don't know.
Mom: I can't see a damn thing!
by Ecco55555 August 6, 2006
Get the hollister comug. 
My epic mutal has super swag cosplays :D
by Klee..c0s November 9, 2021
Get the Yanfei..cosmug. A store with good quality and well fitting clothes, within a mid to high price range. Even though the clothes are pretty cool I think anybody who has ever stepped foot in there can say it's one of the most horrible places to shop because it's dimly lit, roasting hot, blares music at what sounds like 300 decibels and has an overpowering smell of perfume that will make you feel sick within 30 seconds. Just order it online for your own good.
Guy 1: Dude, that shirt is nice and all, but how did you even get out of Hollister Co. alive? It's like a freaking gas chamber in there!
by Helloilikeu456 July 27, 2012
Get the Hollister Co.mug. Co-Blogging has proven itself as an efficient way for me to publish a daily blog without me having to post new content each and every day.
by Golf Enthusiast March 20, 2008
Get the Co-Bloggingmug. A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression
"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."
by Irritable Bowel June 22, 2012
Get the co-narcissistmug.